Knock Knock

Joshua told me the greatest knock, knock joke the other day. Like to hear it? Here it goes:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
I'm glad I didn't say Banana!

Ummm.... I don't think that's quite right, but it sure was funny. He was so pleased with the response he got to his joke (not realizing the real reason it was so funny to us) that he decided to hit us with another one that was even better!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Plate!
Plate who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Plate!
Plate who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Spoon!
Spoon who?
I'm glad I didn't say...... the thing I said before!

Maybe you had to be here, but trust me. It was Hi-larious!