Josh got a cool new red shirt that he wants to show to all of his friends tomorrow. However, he wore it for a good part of the day, so obviously it needed to be washed. For some reason, this was upsetting to Josh, and through the ensuing tears, this exchange occurred:
Daddy: "But Josh, we need to wash your shirt for tomorrow... it's dirty!"
Josh: "No, it ISN'T DIRTY!!!"
Daddy: "Yes it is buddy. See, there is a giant booger, right there" *points to big booger in the middle of the shirt* (he's 3, it happens!)
Josh: "NO. THERE'S. NOT!!! It's a LITTLE booger!!!"
Despite Josh's rock solid rebuttal, the shirt made it into the wash...